Montag, Oktober 30, 2006

Darling, we kill our kids...

or so is a name of a TV programme that airs on a channel here in Sweden. Whilst having some tea with the guys & dolls from the corridor and chatting with them, this one ran in the background on the telly.

It's about parents, who don't give enough attention to their children's nutrition, some of them who are already obese and some of them look perfectly normal. Consequently they are shown a computer-generated picture of their children fast-forwarding through 30 years or so, ending up always at faces that don't look very happy and somehow sick. Real trashy thing, I'd love to have that on ATV in Austria (but considering the quality of the programme of ORF - hello, anyone read the news about the plastic cow being slain?!!!??? - probably the would do it too.

On the other hand, the equivalent of "Bauer sucht Frau" clearly shows that you should get into farming here... lucky bastards :-)

Freitag, Oktober 27, 2006

How to get a soccer partner

Came across this ad on youtube today, I don't know the thing which is actually promoted, but the clip itself is to good to keep back



Its those little things that make you smile sometimes.

Montag, Oktober 23, 2006

Tinseltown's puzzle

Call yourself a film freak? Or just want to kill time? Try to solve this little quiz here! Movie titles rebuilt with things you can find in an office. Currently I've 15 out of 20, suggestions for nr 1, 7, 9, 14 and 16 please in the comments.

And if thats too easy you can still try a similar quiz from M&Ms (exactly the stuff that is supposed to melt in your mouth), but this time it's 50 movies, mainly with a dark background (like horror etc). Btw, nice idea of promoting a new product. How much can you get there?

Samstag, Oktober 21, 2006

All work & no play makes Christian a dull boy

Actually thats not quite the truth, at least up to now, but I wanted to use my name in this quote. Anywho, got my hands on a sample exam of a course I attend, Management Consulting that is. The reason for this is because the profs told us that the exam would be a 5 hour thing with some 10 pages of hand writing. As I'm not exactly used to that kind of exams from my university at home I was a bit nervous at first, but after having a look at it it doesn't seem that difficult anymore,I should manage to pass it. Provided that I start learning a little earlier than usual, which would mean today, which also means tough times to come :-)

Next up here, report from roundtrip around the Öresund region

Freitag, Oktober 13, 2006

The course of the week according to the Swedish

Yesterday someone described me in detail how the Swedish week works: it really starts off with Tuesday, which is called something like Glada Tisdag (Happy Tuesday), and of course means partying. Next day is of course Wednesday (Onsdag), called Lilla Lördag (Little Saturday), and, as it turns out, means partying again. Thursday is just Thursday (Torsdag), gathering power for the upcoming weekend, but probably a small beer or two is always ok. Friday (Fredag) then is the beginning of the weekend. You guessed it, to celebrate this some partying just will be fine. On Saturday it is the climax of the weekend, which exceptionally means heavy partying. If you're still going strong Sundays (Söndag) you can celebrate the end of the weekend. As a result of all this celebration and partying on Monday then (Mandag, with a ° on the first a) everyone is dead and tries to recover. For instance you shouldn't go to Stockholm on a Monday to visit museums, as 2/3 of them won't even have opened on that particular day.

Donnerstag, Oktober 12, 2006

Mellanfesten

The other day I was once again at a sittning at Sydskanska Nation. I probably have mentioned the word before so you might wonder what all this is about. A sittning normally is a nice 3 course dinner, where you have to book your table in advance. Once you make your reservation you have the option of only paying for the dinner eatself, which will be something like 100-120 kr (12-14 €) or you go for the full package, which includes half a bottle of wine, one beer, one aquavit and one punsch (two different forms of snaps).



The guys working at the nations (students as well) always try to create a nice atmosphere, which includes the table set up properly, a certain seating arrangement (theres always a guy sittning next to a girl and so on) and it most of the time involves a certain dress code (at least you're expected to dress up a little bit).
In case you wonder why all the people wear somewhat silly hats, that was the theme of this sittning: "Headgear". So here's my effort for this one, together with Axel and Hagen.



After the sittning there's usually a party going on, which brings us to the headline of this posting. Whilst people where redecorating the room we went somewhere else to have a "mellanfest", which is a party in the middle of two parties, actually it was even more liquor to come. Now that you know what this means assume that you have vorfesten and afterfesten as well and you get the typical swedish weekend :-)

Donnerstag, Oktober 05, 2006

Pleasureman Gunther


Came across this hilarious swedish act yesterday. He used to be a fotomodell but turned towards music to promote a more sexual way of living :-) Started of in Sweden some years ago, took part in the swedish competition for the Songcontest and now turned to the States, where he even rocked Ivy-League universities like Yale and Princeton. The music is pretty much crap but all the rest is very funny. With singles like Ding-Dong-Song and Tutti-Frutti-Summerlove you just can't fail. According to his website (link in the title) the 4 most important things in his life are champagne, glamour, sex and respect.


Nice to know that other countries have their crappy dance/pop/house-acts too, although I have to admit that his probably cooler than DJ Ötzi. But take a look yourself:

Mittwoch, Oktober 04, 2006

Up north

Last weekend I packed my things and went to the most northern point of the world I've ever been to and it turned out to be Stockholm, the capital of Sweden. It was pretty spontanous so I didn't have much time to plan the trip. Fortunately I bought one of those Lonely Planet travel guides before I came here and during the almost 7 hours of driving (can you even go that long on Austrian motorways when driving from the very east to the very west?) along vast forests, forests and, yes, you've guessed it, forests, I had some time to get acquainted with Stockholms various sights. By the way, we did a short stop at Gräna, a town which is famous for its candy, and the Swedes sure like their candy (actually I learned that the are supposed to be the country with the most candy consumption in the world, although they don't lead the board in terms of obesity).

Anyways, so much to see, so little time. You really have to focus on some of Stockholms sights if you only have 3 days. The good thing about Sweden's capital is that you get to see like 75 % of its museums without paying any admission fees. Therefore I tried to pick the most interesting. First day I went for Skansen, Europes first open-air museum which is situated on an island (of which Stockholm has 14 connected by 53 bridges). It gives you a good overview of the nordic area, how people used to live there and especially, what kind of animals live there. It was also there, that I first encountered one of the more famous species which come to your mind when you think about Sweden: the moose (or elk, how the call them in the old continent). As I heard this HUGE fellows are one of the more common reasons for people dying in car accidents. Next beside the elk stood its little brother, the reeindeer, more or less the cousin of the deer we know in Austria.

5 minutes after I saw those animals standing around I came across a hut, which was run by some Sami people, who sold, can you guess it, reeindeer along with some lingonberry and a shot of vodka (nice thing, to serve a main dish with some vodka), and I really have to say it tasted great. One down on the list of typical swedish things to eat.

In the evening it was all about eating again, we had a dinner at a friends place outside of Stockholm, involving the famous köttbullar, meatballs pretty much everyone will know from a visit to IKEA and some serious liquor again. When we finished dinner and some game called Psycho (very funny) we went back to the city to experience Stockholm's nightlife. We went to a place called Mosebacke, which was, expect from being quite expensive, very nice. Good music, beautiful people, but once I hit the dancefloor I felt like being in the swedish equivalent of a sauna. Anyways, had a great night.


Naturally, as I'm not used to drink a lot (people who know me will certainly confirm) I had a little hangover the other day. And what is better than some fast food to cure a hangover. Exactly, nothing. Therefore, inspired by celebrity chef Antony Bourdain, I went out to get on of those Tunabrödrulla, a more sophisticated version of a hotdog. Its made of a wrap, sausage, mashed potato, shrimp salad, salad and tomatos. Whoever has come up with this combination first should be awarded the Nobel price, all the greasy goodness, mumsfilibaba!

After that I was off to the music museum, where you could dress up like ABBA and actually perform a song and try out different instruments from different countries. Should be funny but not when you are in the room with 7-10 little children and 2 of them going no mercy on the drum sets. I figured that I have to get out of there and fortunately just around the corner something more masculine turned up: the museum of arms and military.

So what can I say, is it better, worse than Vienna? You just can't tell, its rather different and every city is has its advantages. All in all I had I really great time. As always, you'll find the pictures in my photobook.